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46 minutes | Thursday, 19 December 2024
Devilled Eggs! The infernal aunties are back with more malevolence… and this week things turn bilious. Armed with his travelling tomato knife and a loaf of Barmbrack, Dane dishes out his baked goods and tells his wretched Season 2 poop story!! Dane and Daniel reserve a place in Hell for obnoxious eaters, and there’s a VERY exciting announcement for 2025… For more chaotic chats and exclusive behind-the-scenes madness, join the VIP Inner Circle at: patreon.com/thehellpodDon’t forget to send us your unfiltered thoughts, memes, and recommendations:@thehellpodProduced by: Beautiful Strangers Lim...
43 minutes | Thursday, 12 December 2024
Devilled Eggs! The infernal aunties are back for another week of fiery sin. This week, as Daniel serves up a glass of Bell Rocker, the aunties talk all things salty relaxation rooms, tallow candles and the tragedy of children acting! Also, an important question has arisen – should Dane and Daniel take up Turkish oil wrestling? And should they sponsor the career of a Turkish wrestler?For more chaotic chats and exclusive behind-the-scenes madness, join the VIP Inner Circle at: patreon.com/thehellpodDon’t forget to send us your unfiltered thoughts, memes, and recommendations:@thehellpodProduce...
52 minutes | Thursday, 5 December 2024
Daaarlings! We’re back with a slightly queasy episode… As Dane serves up two glasses of frogspawn (dubbed ‘Seed of Satan’), Daniel muses on salmon sperm facial injections. The infernal aunties leave nothing off the table this week - but do they ever? In a moment of spontaneity, they also welcome gorgeous, GORGEOUS Dylan to the innermost circle of hell… potentially the most aurally attractive man ever!? For more chaotic chats and exclusive behind-the-scenes madness, join the VIP Inner Circle at: patreon.com/thehellpodDon’t forget to send us your unfiltered thoughts, memes, and aurally attrac...
53 minutes | Thursday, 28 November 2024
Devilled Eggs! The infernal aunties are back for another week of wretched wrongdoings. ‘What’s The Devil Got in Her Mouth?’… Take your mind out the gutter! That’s just the name of this week’s cocktail. As Dane and Daniel slurp their cocktails, they discuss the tragedy that is bad breath plus unfortunate Alexa mishaps. And the aunties are dying to know… what’s your worst public dumping?For more chaotic chats and exclusive behind-the-scenes madness, join the VIP Inner Circle at: patreon.com/thehellpodDon’t forget to send us your unfiltered thoughts, memes, and horrific public break ups@thehel...
48 minutes | Thursday, 21 November 2024
Watch out, we're back for another wild week of unrestrained evil! This week we welcome the one and only Jack Skipper into the jaws of Hell. We hear of Jack’s unique fantasies, his intriguing guilty pleasures and why those pesky internet trolls are the ultimate sin!For more chaotic chats and exclusive behind-the-scenes madness, join the VIP Inner Circle at:patreon.com/thehellpodDon’t forget to send us your unfiltered thoughts, memes, and Botox recommendations:@thehellpodProduced by: Beautiful Strangers Limited. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
46 minutes | Thursday, 14 November 2024
Get ready demon spawn… the infernal aunties are back and at their most ghastly! Dane and Daniel discuss the roles they played in their primary school nativities… poor Daniel got demoted from Gabriel because he looked like Deborah Meaden! The aunties cackle over more of your letters, and recoil in horror at an Underground sin: Calamari on the Tube!For more chaotic chats and exclusive behind-the-scenes madness, join the VIP Inner Circle at:patreon.com/thehellpodDon’t forget to send us your unfiltered thoughts, memes, and Botox recommendations:@thehellpodProduced by: Beautiful Strangers Limite...
46 minutes | Thursday, 7 November 2024
Be careful - we are back to wreak more havoc —In this weeks sinister episode, Daniel has had Botox for the first time after receiving a little p***k from the doctor... how naughty! The Infernal Aunties do some - interesting - impressions of each other... and we hear about a very steamy encounter between two Furries: a Jade Dragon and a Fox.For more chaotic chats and exclusive behind-the-scenes madness, join the VIP Inner Circle at:patreon.com/thehellpodDon’t forget to send us your unfiltered thoughts, memes, and Botox recommendations:@thehellpodProduced by: Beautiful Strangers Limited. Host...
39 minutes | Thursday, 31 October 2024
Grab your brooms and clutch your pumpkins, it’s the national holiday of all true Devilled Eggs… Halloween! And Dane and Daniel have come dressed specially for the occasion. After a dramatic costume reveal, and carefully navigating Dane’s camel toe, the aunties delve into some juicy Halloween confessions, and discuss the true evil that walks the night: Sunday Trading Hours.For more chaotic chats and exclusive behind-the-scenes madness, join the VIP Inner Circle at:patreon.com/thehellpodDon’t forget to send us your unfiltered thoughts, memes, and Botox recommendations:@thehellpodProduced by: ...
50 minutes | Thursday, 24 October 2024
The infernal aunties are BACK for another week of fiery evil. In this week's hellish episode Dane finally tells the scandalous story about Marc (with a 'C'), Dan chats about his live tour (which basically became a sex dungeon) and the Infernal Aunties answer the all-important question: "Is that man hot, or is he just wearing Burgundy?"For more chaotic chats and exclusive behind-the-scenes madness, join the VIP Inner Circle at:patreon.com/thehellpodDon’t forget to send us your unfiltered thoughts, memes, and Botox recommendations:@thehellpodProduced by: Beautiful Strangers Limited. Hosted on...
35 minutes | Thursday, 17 October 2024
We’re back! In today’s very special episode, the Aunties ceremonially unveil a brand new podcast segment: Tempt Thy Neighbour! After a Devilled Egg got their mother into the podcast, we’re on a mission to find out who else has lured their friends and family into Hell’s boudoir. Meanwhile, Daniel has a crucial question: should he get Botox and begin his transformation into the ultimate Essex girl? And Dane has a message for the men of Instagram: “Stop”.For more chaotic chats and exclusive behind-the-scenes madness, join the VIP Inner Circle at:patreon.com/thehellpodDon’t forget to send us yo...
51 minutes | Thursday, 10 October 2024
Brace yourselves, we're back for another chaotic week of unfiltered madness! This week’s guest is none other than comedian Abi Clarke — and trust me, it's a ride. We dig deep into her unusual guilty pleasures and why Glastonbury-goers deserve a special place in the sin bin. Spoiler: she’s not holding back!Want more unfiltered chaos? Join our Inner Circle for ad-free episodes, extra naughtiness, and WEEKLY exclusive content:patreon.com/thehellpodFollow us and send in your confessions to:@thehellpodProduced by: Beautiful Strangers Limited. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more infor...
39 minutes | Thursday, 3 October 2024
Watch out, we have returned for another week of vengeance —In this weeks fiery episode, the Infernal Aunties practice head positions, with Dane naturally bringing up crab infestations, god knows what been on his mind recently... and can we please talk about that selfish little p***k Harry Potter. It's time to be real about it, stop lying to yourself's!! Join the Inner Circle and enjoy ad-free episodes, bonus chats, and exclusive WEEKLY content, by joining the VIP circle of hell at: patreon.com/thehellpodFollow us and send in your messaged to: @thehellpodProduced by: Beautiful Strangers Lim...
48 minutes | Thursday, 26 September 2024
It’s a fresh new episode—and it’s reeling you in! In today’s spectacle, the Infernal Aunties kick back in their recliners, stare at the infamous horned microphone for another episode of hellish hilarity. We debate whether Dan's true nemesis might just be the urge to leave the house after 6 p.m?! We also dive into the existential crisis of Billy the Bass fish. Join the Inner Circle and enjoy ad-free episodes, bonus chats, and exclusive WEEKLY content, by joining the VIP circle of hell at www.patreon.com/thehellpod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
37 minutes | Thursday, 19 September 2024
It’s a brand new episode - and a brand new season. We're back with a BANG! Featuring a man with a very thick grey wig and we're sticking straight men immediately into the sin-bin! Greetings from sunny Hell. Enjoy WTH ad free, plus monthly bonus episodes and extended guest episodes, by joining the VIP circle of hell at patreon.com/thehellpod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
38 seconds | Wednesday, 18 September 2024
Daaarlings! We are BACK! A brand new season, who would have thought it?! New episodes, new guests, new letters, new us, new you, new EVERYTHING!!Join us every Thursday for your own personal slice of hell.Enjoy ad free listening, plus WEEKLY bonus episodes and extended guest episodes, by joining the VIP circle of hell at: patreon.com/thehellpodFollow us on:@thehellpodxoxoxo--Produced by Beautiful Strangers LimitedProducer & Editor, Jack Suddaby Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
51 minutes | Thursday, 25 July 2024
Can it be? Did you hear? It’s the end of Season 1! And in this grand finale, Daniel and Dane reflect and dissect their favourite moments of the season. From bathroom mishaps, to an impression of a crab, to an Oscar-worthy candle performance, what a gorgeous six months it’s been here in the land of fire and sin... And your favourite girls will be back in no time at all! Season 2 is brewing as we speak, ready to be poured out after a short August break. But, if you can’t bare to be without your aunties, worry not! There will be a WEEKLY bonus episode on the WTH Patreon, over at www.patreon.co...
49 minutes | Thursday, 18 July 2024
It’s one HELL of a guest episode this week as the Infernal Aunties swill the tea with comedian, presenter and Taskmaster Champion of Champions… Josh Widdicombe! Josh lifts the lid on urinal warfare (the name of Dane’s first album) and why his agent calls him ‘Queen B*tch’. Then all three turn to the listener confessions for a salacious letter from one devilled egg about a dirty weekend gone horribly, horribly wrong. Sinfully delicious! Enjoy WTH ad free, plus monthly bonus episodes and extended guest episodes, by joining the VIP circle of hell at www.patreon.com/thehellpod Learn more about ...
1 hour 1 minute | Thursday, 11 July 2024
It’s a brand new episode - and a bumper crop! In today’s slightly longer episode, the Infernal Aunties sip cocktails from the newly named beakers, chomp on Mexican candy and have a sit-down argument about tea pouring etiquette. Daniel and Dane review their recent trip to Hades Town and announce their new joint nemesis in the process: a five year old continental child. They also discuss the future of Dan’s face and Dane’s dating life. Devilled eggs seek advice on how to deal with hiding a little light surgery from your neighbours, and how to deal with the worst housemates on the mortal plane...
36 minutes | Thursday, 4 July 2024
In today’s episode, the Infernal Aunties are asking the important questions. What is a sport? And which one is the campiest? Daniel has been watching Tom Holland on the stage and is very seriously contemplating carrying a parasol about his person, while Dane is bringing back the fringe-wash and giving his own interpretations on 80’s anthems just in time for forced-corporate-pride. Then the Devilled Eggs supply some sublime confessions including a cider-based attack on members of the public and the most delicious rainbow revenge this side of Kansas. There’s no place like Hell! Enjoy WTH ad f...
48 minutes | Thursday, 27 June 2024
Hell is boiling over this week as Daniel has had a FIGHT with a man in the street, and Dane literally spills the tea. Plus, Daniel’s mother has been listening to the podcast and not quite grasped a recent “Fork, Marry, Kill”, and Dane is perfecting his drag impression of Daniel. Then the Infernal Aunties delve into some spicy letters from the devilled eggs, in which one listener enacts justice supreme on a man-spreading city-boy and another gets sweet, sweet revenge through the medium of… cakes. What an afterlife. Welcome to Hell! Enjoy WTH ad free, plus monthly bonus episodes and extended ...
44 minutes | Thursday, 20 June 2024
Ding ding ding! There’s another new arrival at the unholy gates, and the Infernal Aunties get straight to work processing them into the glamorous lounge that is Hell. And this week’s soul is none other than the tour de force that is Fatiha El-Ghorri. Famed for her sharp jokes and mouth of a sailor, Fatiha spills the beans on her vices, past transgressions, and raw hatred for multiple brands of baked good. Then the trio judge a confession from a devilled egg about tyrannical toddlers. Another busy day at the front desk! Enjoy WTH ad free, plus monthly bonus episodes and extended guest episod...
43 minutes | Thursday, 13 June 2024
Daaarling! This week Daniel discusses his foray to Hibernia and a premier with dragons. Dane continues his epic quest to find a decent eyebrow woman. The infernal aunties offer their sage advice on how to silence the internal people pleaser and gift you with a couple of delicious phrases to have in your arsenal when dealing with, gulp, the public. Our devilled eggs seek intervention with grievances and advice about a wedding based revenge and a neighbourly sonic war. Hell really is the place to be.Enjoy WTH ad free, plus monthly bonus episodes and extended guest episodes, by joining the VIP...
45 minutes | Thursday, 6 June 2024
Daaarlings! In this week’s offering from the underworld, resident bitchalante, Dane, is taking on manly mechanics and urging the public to correctly pronounce the spice (of the thing). Dan is giving voice to octowoman royalty and musing on kissing etiquette. We have some scandalous work-based confessions and grievances from our devilled eggs, with the infernal aunties delivering a TED talk on the most fashionable, petty, lingering revenge suitable. Another glorious day in hell. Welcome!Enjoy WTH ad free, plus monthly bonus episodes and extended guest episodes, by joining the VIP circle of h...
39 minutes | Thursday, 30 May 2024
It’s an episode of revelations this week, as the boys come out of the closet as… tall. Plus, Daniel continues his centuries-long fight with the sun, and Dane is rebranding avocados. Then it’s over to the the confession booth, as the Infernal Aunties cast their judgemental eyes over admissions of laundrette warfare and the most vengeful cup of java you ever did see. …And, of course, Daniel finds a way to wedge in a defence of his colleague and close personal friend, Miss Trunchbull. Just another day in hell.Enjoy WTH ad free, plus monthly bonus episodes and extended guest episodes, by joinin...
41 minutes | Thursday, 23 May 2024
Darlings! It’s time for another gorgeous guest episode and this time we have the enchanting Marjolein Robertson: comedian, storyteller, Shetlander. We will be chatting to her about her new life here in hell and asking the important questions like, who is her favourite Daniel or Dane? We also have a delicious letter from one of our Devilled Eggs about dealing with a bridezilla supreme - everyone down here is talking about it, but we’re not ones to gossip.Enjoy WTH ad free, plus monthly bonus episodes and extended guest episodes, by joining the VIP circle of hell at www.patreon.com/thehellpod...
39 minutes | Thursday, 16 May 2024
This is not really happening… you bet your life it is! In today’s episode the aunties discuss Tori Amos, Daniel’s epic battle with a stage curtain, and Dane actually aging for once. But why is no one talking about being hard whilst chewing gum? Then two naughty devilled eggs bring confessions of wedding day revenge and fighting off warlocks. Quite enough to be getting on with. As you were.Enjoy WTH ad free, plus monthly bonus episodes and extended guest episodes, by joining the VIP circle of hell at www.patreon.com/thehellpod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoi...
35 minutes | Thursday, 9 May 2024
In today’s episode the aunties are being *cultural*, and sampling a selection of Indian sweets brought in by Dane. Palates whetted, they then tuck into mains: and today’s special is an absolutely revolting story about a blocked school toilet. Hold on tight, it’s another classic day in Hell.Enjoy WTH ad free, plus monthly bonus episodes and extended guest episodes, by joining the VIP circle of hell at www.patreon.com/thehellpod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
32 minutes | Sunday, 5 May 2024
After knocking back a camp classic (“Gin & Slim with Ice & a Slice”), the boys are ready and raring to tackle the big issues of the modern day. People who say their eyes change colour? Couples necking one another on public transport? Ugly babies? Sinners all. And the infernal aunties are on the case.Enjoy WTH ad free, plus monthly bonus episodes and extended guest episodes, by joining the VIP circle of hell at www.patreon.com/thehellpod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
44 minutes | Thursday, 25 April 2024
Bienvenue en enfer! Today hell gets a little bit chicer as the infernal aunties welcome Tatty Macleod to the firey gates. Together they sip a ‘whispering devil’ (Daniel’s cocktail of the week) and dig down into what makes Tatty a wicked little sinner. Spoiler: it involves Stonehenge, brioche, and men in unnecessary lycra.Enjoy WTH ad free, plus monthly bonus episodes and extended guest episodes, by joining the VIP circle of hell at www.patreon.com/thehellpod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
36 minutes | Friday, 19 April 2024
In today’s offering, Dan makes a u-turn and offers a nice tasting cocktail?!? Dane throws some shade on shades and reveals there is yet another iconic event he has forgotten to invite Dan to. Drama! In grand retribution, Dan exposes the truth about one of Dane’s biggest secrets… his wife! The infernal Aunties also tackle some letters from their beloved devilled eggs. It’s all go down here in hell!Enjoy WTH ad free, plus monthly bonus episodes and extended guest episodes, by joining the VIP circle of hell at www.patreon.com/thehellpod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.c...
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Welcome To Hell... Levitating Lesbians!
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